{"id":591,"date":"2011-03-18T14:02:03","date_gmt":"2011-03-18T04:02:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/asktheatheist.com\/?p=591"},"modified":"2011-03-18T14:02:03","modified_gmt":"2011-03-18T04:02:03","slug":"thank-who","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/asktheatheist.com\/?p=591","title":{"rendered":"Thank Who?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Question from Omar:<\/strong>
\nHello there, I find myself in a little situation and I’m here asking for your help. I’m an atheist, been for a long time now and as of late I’ve noticed that I can’t find and expression that substitutes the so famous thank God. It’s not such a big issue as you may notice it’s just that it’s really frustrating not being able to come up with a new phrase.
\nPeople ask me how I’m doing and when I answer I would like to have the opportunity to say something like “I’m fine thank ….” Obviously not God because that would be a huge lie on my behalf and I could not forgive myself.
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\nSo the thing is I’d like to ask you what phrase do you use or heard being used if that’s the case.
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\nThanks in advance.
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\nAnswer by SmartLX<\/a>:<\/strong>
\nThe language lingers long after the belief has gone, doesn’t it? From personal examples like this to the days of the week named after Norse gods, the lexicon is constantly influenced by passing religions.
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\nI often say “…thank crap” just because it sounds kind of funny. Here in Australia I know several people who say “…thank f**k” because they’ll use any excuse to throw in the f-word. Others in my circle are just happy with “…thank God” or “…thank Christ”. If people are feeling particularly mild, they’ll dig out the ancient bowdlerism “…thank goodness”. An atheist in an activist mood can even make a point of using an obsolete god:
\n“Thank Zeus!”
\n“Zeus? Why Zeus?”
\n“Well, why God?”
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\nGratitude for the workings of the universe is essentially a theistic idea, and as baseless as any other theistic idea if there’s apparently no deity in control of our destiny, so thanks aren’t appropriate except in the straightforward cause-and-effect sense, e.g. “I’m fine, thanks to that bucket of water that was right next to the stove.”
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\nWithout thanks, what you have available are simpler statements like, “I’m fine, luckily\/fortunately\/so far\/touch wood.” Or you can just stop short and give the gratitude to the person who asked you how you are: “I’m fine, thanks.”
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\nYou’ve got lots of options, and they’re not limited to the above. Take your pick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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